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Thursday, 15 August 2019

10 REASONS WHY SINGLES GO BACK TO THEIR EX | UCHE EZEUDU | 360LIFE BLOG

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Hi Singles... Why do you think young people go back to their exes?
Singles go back to their exes for different reasons.
Here are some reasons (10 of them). Which of them do you agree with? And which of them do you disagree with? Share your reasons why.
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1. *Attraction:* That type of attraction that they describe in Harlequin, Mills and Boon or bodice rippers' novels. Yesss!!! It's almost like heroin, you can't just get enough.


2. *Jealousy:* You just can't bear the thought of your ex moving on and being with someone else so you get back together so that you can build tent there and be doing follow follow demon job description.

3. *No Sweeper:* When nobody exciting comes to sweep you off your feet, you revert to what was available and humbly eat your pie. At all at all naim bad pass abi? You must be swept.

4. *Sexual healing:*Nobody does it better than they do. Wetin man go do na? Shaking my head.

5. *Mass production:* They're kuku producing nonsense so it's better to stay put with the nonsense that you're used to other than being with another nonsense

 6. *Last bus stop:* You've concluded that's your last bus stop so the best you can do is go on commercial break but you both are one forever. You're going nowhere bebe!! The ring must be secured!!
10 reasons


7. *Body Count:* You don't want your body count to increase or people to suggestively talk about your supposed body count when they come poke nosing so you'd rather manage with the oloribu than allow judginas and judginus serve you lunch.

8. *No market:* Nobody to price the market o so you manage with the one that even prized it to avoid general bad market. Wetin we for do na? Market no dey!

9. *Mutual agreement:* It was a joint decision to separate and come back together again. As you both have decided to be acting Zeeworld by yourselves.
Dating


10. *Yours and mine:* If it's yours it'll surely find you. You both are meant to end up with each other as Telemundo has ended na.

What do you think?
Share yours.

UCHE EZEUDU,
CREATIVE WRITER

1 comment:

  1. Lol... What an incredible one... Was quite hilarious though but very educating.

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